Ancient Orc Ramblers trip to Nagrand

Comedy Classics #6: The Mother in Law

Wretched Devourer’s day at the seaside

Silly mode enabled..

Well silly mode has been activated, and as I was bored I’ve come up with an anti Phorm song..

To the tune of Born To Be Wild by Steppenwolf

Get your PC runnin
on the information superhighway
looking for a laptop
and some tat from ebay
Yeah Google’s gonna make it happen
search the world of cyberspace
enter my credit card details
and my order is placed

Oh shit i’m getting profiled
with ads i’m snowed under
do i want shark fins?
or a disk of chumbawuma?
Stop Phorm now so it don’t happen
Send Kent back to the states
take his nasty spyware with him
we don’t want in this place

I’m not going to be profiled
and Phorm, you’re reviled
your shares were high
and now they’re gonna die

Phorm made us wild
Phorm made us wild

I’ll get me coat!